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17 hours ago
GAY MARRIAGE FOR EVERYBODY!!!
Are we seriously still talking about the issue of gay marriage? Really?
Ok, here’s the thing. President Obama came out in support of gay marriage and now he’s re-stored the perception of himself as being some type of revolutionary, political Jesus here to save the world from itself once again. But the scary thing about this all is that this is even a topic of debate. As advanced as the human species has become, we still need to discuss whether or not we are willing to allow 2 people in love to come together and enter into the union of marriage. Who the fuck are WE, or anybody for that matter, to determine who does or does not qualify for the right to get married?
The fact that we think it’s ok to judge this just goes to show how far behind we really are. -
1 day ago
THIS IS MY RIFLE: TERRORISM- MADE IN AMERICA
Yesterday a reader sent me an email asking my opinion of the United States’ slow decline into totalitarianism under the guise of protecting itself from an external terrorist threat. Although I attempted to respond with a briefly summarized explanation of it all, a few quick paragraphs isn’t nearly enough to comprehensively break down how the “war on terror” as we know it came to be.
The idea of terrorism itself is a far more complicated subject than most of us can understand and the media would like us to believe that there are people out there who hate us purely because they hate freedom. But the notion that any human being would hate freedom and would want to destroy entire groups of people (or in America’s case, whole countries) based on that reason alone is absurd. Actually, to be honest, it’s fucking retarded. No person on the face of the Earth doesn’t want to be free. If the supposed terrorists lurking behind every dark corner of the world just waiting to suicide bomb a strip mall truly hated freedom, they would all be lined up at the United States’ borders right now, eager to become a citizen and enjoy the Gestapo-esque state slowly coming to fruition within the country. -
1 day ago from bookmarklet
A great documentary exposing how Britain and the United States have slowly taken over the world during the past 50 years. The Greek subtitles are annoying and for non-Spanish speakers, some of this movie will be unintelligible (thanks again, Greek subtitles!) but it’s still worth watching.
(Source: youtube.com)
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1 day ago
The proper way to use a fruit bowl. (Taken with instagram)
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1 week ago from bookmarklet
Just how I’m feeling today.
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1 week ago
THIS IS MY RIFLE: OBAMNEY FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012!
Alright, folks. So once again we’re entering that magical period that occurs once every 4 years where two corporate shills lock horns in a battle to the death for the highest office in the land; President of the United States of America.
This year we’ll see Mitt Romney (Republican) take on the current POTUS, and former golden child, Barack Obama (Democrat). Romney, a veteran conservative, Mormon and all around banker bitch, is looking to upset Obama’s bid for re-election and usher in a new era of…. Well, pretty much the exact same thing Barack Obama’s planning on doing. And since both of these candidates (like nearly every other presidential candidate before them) have a hard time telling the truth, I’ve decided to sit down and write a speech that they can use at virtually every stop on the campaign trail. But rather than the usual empty promises and political pandering that both of these candidates will undoubtedly engage in, I am here to provide an alternative. Today, I am writing the first ever honest campaign speech. And because both Romney and Obama work for the same interests, and minus a few minor differences are generally the same person, this speech will work for either candidate. If, by chance, the Romney or Obama camps would like to adopt this speech and add it to their campaigns then please, by all means use it. I’m not looking for any compensation whatsoever. You don’t even have to give me any writing credit. Just load it up on the teleprompter, read it word for word and watch as your campaign rolls right over any and all competitors.
Sound good? Great. Now let’s get started…. -
1 week ago
The Chinese night market gives me anxiety attacks. (Taken with instagram)
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1 week ago
Got out of the studio early today and told my girlfriend we’re going to the beach. Then suddenly my house got hit by an outfit hurricane. (Taken with instagram)
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1 week ago
The Dream Machine. (Taken with instagram)
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1 week ago
Beware ye who enter IKEA. I wandered in here looking to buy a bottle of water and spent 30 minutes following these signs trying to get out. This place is a black hole of cheap furniture and neon lights. I couldn’t even get cel reception so calling for help was out of the question. About 20 minutes in I thought I might die here. (Taken with instagram)
